Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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