We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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