Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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