I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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