Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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