did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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