Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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