I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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