I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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