That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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