my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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