I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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