dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
