So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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