It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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