Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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