Me. At least after what I've been through.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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