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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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