I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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