Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I didn't notice because vodka
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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