And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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