I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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