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So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.

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(909): View more from California

Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass

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(305): View more from Florida

MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.

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(917): View more from New York City

Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.

(978): View more from Massachusetts

I could have done it in 2

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(716): View more from New York

She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked

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(647): View more from Ontario

so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt

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(613): View more from Ontario

Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.

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