Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences