wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
