this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So vagazzling was a success
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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