ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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