I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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