Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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