glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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