tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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