no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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