Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I supernannyed him into submission
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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