Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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