what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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