He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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