so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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