apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
What drink are we having for lunch?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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