i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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