fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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