so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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