Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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