Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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