if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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He felt like a one man threesome
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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