I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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