i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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