Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
