so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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