Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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