So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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