Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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